"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
08/01/2018 at 17:20 • Filed to: None | 1 | 18 |
There’s a collector car/bro Jeep/assorted-
interesting-
car/motorcycle
dealership near my house. Today I peeked at their inventory and saw
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with 57k miles on it
listed for $180k. Good to know.
If that’s too rich for you, th ey also have !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for $5k.
If that’s still too expensive, they have !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ready for you to apply your own headlight restoration kit to it for $2, 890.
And if that’s still too expensive, they have !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! with a gold wrap on it for $230k, from which they will remove the wrap for free to reveal the much-subtler original yellow paint, if you so desire.
Pretty sure I should go buy that Saturn L300. It’s premium.
RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
> Textured Soy Protein
08/01/2018 at 17:25 | 3 |
That’s like a restaurant offering burgers and caviar. Or something.
WilliamsSW
> RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
08/01/2018 at 17:27 | 0 |
And they also serve White Castle sliders apparently
WilliamsSW
> Textured Soy Protein
08/01/2018 at 17:29 | 1 |
You can buy a *new* 911 Turbo for that price - you’d have to be real air cooled nut to choose the 993 over the 991 Turbo.
Honeybunchesofgoats
> Textured Soy Protein
08/01/2018 at 17:29 | 2 |
Gets Ferrari wrapped.
Leaves doors from the factory.
LOREM IPSUM
> Textured Soy Protein
08/01/2018 at 17:34 | 1 |
Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
> Honeybunchesofgoats
08/01/2018 at 17:40 | 1 |
jajajajajajaja
Textured Soy Protein
> WilliamsSW
08/01/2018 at 17:43 | 2 |
I prefer to think of it as the fancy fine dining Taco Bell in Demolition Man also serving the rat burgers that Stallone eats from the sewer people in Demolition Man.
Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
> WilliamsSW
08/01/2018 at 17:43 | 2 |
pre or post shit sliders?
Textured Soy Protein
> Honeybunchesofgoats
08/01/2018 at 17:44 | 1 |
In their defense, they only left the * inside* of the doors unwrapped.
Tripper
> WilliamsSW
08/01/2018 at 17:46 | 1 |
I don’t care about how it’s cooled but the 993 turbo is one of the best looking 911s in existence (in my opinion) . If I had 150k cash to spend on a car I would forgo logic and go for the one that would have me waking up in the middle of the night just for a peek in the garage.
WilliamsSW
> Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
08/01/2018 at 17:47 | 0 |
It’s a V6 at least, so maybe pre?
boredalways
> LOREM IPSUM
08/01/2018 at 17:50 | 1 |
Crazy Eddie!!!
Yes, I'm old enough.
boredalways
> Textured Soy Protein
08/01/2018 at 17:56 | 0 |
Didn’t the L300 share the same platform as a Saab 9-5?
Also, the GS400 sounds reasonable considering you can get a LS400 for less but when will you find a 1UZ GS that clean?
chaozbandit
> Textured Soy Protein
08/01/2018 at 18:00 | 0 |
Up here, you can get a classic 930 turbo for 160k cad, among others . 125k kms.
https://pfaffporsche.com/inventory/used/Porsche+911+Turbo+Vaughan+Ontario+1987+PTS+INDIA+RED+1877601
LOREM IPSUM
> boredalways
08/01/2018 at 18:14 | 0 |
I loved his commercials as a kid. Still do today, actually.
Criminally Insane Edward. Hell of a story, lol.
WilliamsSW
> Tripper
08/01/2018 at 18:18 | 0 |
It is gorgeous - and better looking than the 991, but that’s a lot of $$.
I’d actually take a 996 Turbo - I love the look of that one, too (really).
BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
> Textured Soy Protein
08/01/2018 at 18:22 | 0 |
The GS400 makes me feel things, tho...
wafflesnfalafel
> Textured Soy Protein
08/01/2018 at 18:40 | 0 |
180k eh? I guess I should stop complaining that new red drop top turbo s is 205k...